{"id":25,"date":"2008-06-13T19:02:30","date_gmt":"2008-06-13T23:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.melanierobertson-king.com\/wp02\/?p=25"},"modified":"2008-06-13T19:02:30","modified_gmt":"2008-06-13T23:02:30","slug":"junes-flash-fiction-that-noise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melanierobertson-king.com\/wp02\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"June&#8217;s flash fiction &#8211; That Noise&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well the epiphany came to me. A little cutting here and there and I was down to the 250 maximum number of words.<\/p>\n<p><strong>That <em>noise<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Beep-beep. I woke to the annoying high-pitched sound of something electronic. But what was it? I lay there listening, assorted thoughts running through my head. Was it a carbon monoxide detector? A smoke detector? My son\u2019s alarm clock? I looked at our clock. Definitely not that. It was only around one thirty. 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