I Got A Hippopotamus for Christmas

Yup, I did. Here he is. Isn’t he cute? He’s soft and cuddly and the dog thinks he’s his toy. Not on your Nelly! My hippo isn’t a toy. He’s an eyeglass holder. You put your glasses in his mouth. And on his tummy, he has a pouch where he keeps a micro fiber cleaning cloth.

My Christmas HippoHere he is… a real cutey pa-tootey!

Oh I got a hippopotamus for Christmas

One who wears glasses like me, too

He’s cute and cuddly and pink and gray

Something I’ll count on every single day

Oh I got a hippopotamus for Christmas

And my dog wants to take him away